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Claire Kenny
Features Writer
2:40 AM 13th November 2021

Moving House: Before, During & After

40+ blogger Claire Marie reflects on the one-year anniversary her lockdown house move.


The worst thing about moving isn’t decluttering, because you tend to know what you want to throw away and what you want to keep. And it isn’t packing, because you know what you need to put into boxes. It’s that dreaded halfway house between the two when you have to make a decision about stuff you feel nothing but apathy for.

The result is that you leave it far too late and end up frantically shoving most of it into bin liners the night before, or worse still, on the day itself. Anything in the loft sits firmly in this category. I’d convinced myself that spending an hour up there during half term constituted a full clear out, when in actual fact as I discovered two days before the move, all I’d done is throw one shit Christmas tree out and forgot the rest because I couldn’t be arsed.

I should also add that moving week saw me start a new job. Great planning on my part because I could have controlled the timing and started a week later, but no. Because I’m an idiot. I had to create a ‘home office’ on my bed because my desk and dining table had both been collected by the recycling company. Worse still, I was surrounded by boxes and unable to get on and off without scrambling around like an upended cockroach. Deadlines that I could have had a little flex on in my old job were non-negotiable in my new one and I ended up working until 7pm the night before the move.


I started the day strong, pulling a muscle in my back while carrying a mattress. This resulted in the type of injury that creates involuntary and undignified sounds every time you move, which is quite a lot when you’re moving houses.

Still, feeling smug about being ahead of schedule, I decided to go to the local deli and get myself, my Dad and the removal men breakfast. Chatting pleasantly to the staff at 10.30am while awaiting my order, I received a call from my estate agent telling me that ‘the money had gone through, the property was no longer mine and to vacate urgently’. I later realised that after the call, I should have taken a deep breath and verified this with my solicitor. Instead, in my panic, I limped home sloshing hot drinks everywhere to tell everyone, only for us to turn up at my new house to find the poor guys who lived there only halfway through moving out.

On the whole though, the move itself progressed really well, the only exceptions being:

Forgetting until we were literally about to set off to tell the removal men about the boxes waiting to be taking down from the bloody loft
Forgetting to empty my old fridge
Almost murdering our goldfish Mariah as I turned a corner too fast with her tank in the footwell of my car
The removal men going to the right street in the wrong area and sitting outside the wrong house for an hour and a half
My sister trapping my Dad’s head between a wardrobe and a wall


Despite the utter trauma of uprooting ourselves and plonking ourselves and our loved ones in a completely new living space, if moving has been our choice, it’s almost always worth the pain. My house isn’t Buckingham Palace, but it is to me.

Please remind me of this if I ever mention moving again.

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