Give it Away Now. Even If You're Yorkshire. FREE BOOK OFFER!
Chris Longden, Features Writer
Now then. Here is a little treat for followers of the little gem of Yorkshire that we know as 'The Yorkshire Times.'
A freebie. Yeah.
According to popular legend, us Yorkshire folk are meant to be total and utter tightwads.
Moths in wallets.
Tight as.... summat to do with a gnat's reproductive bits.
And maybe doing the patched up crotches on the trousers thingy (ask my 9 yr old about all of that - hmm, nah.
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But yeah. We're meant to be reet stingy, hmm, I mean 'sensible' with money - aren't we?
So, with that in mind - and because I've been whittling and carving out columns for Yorkshire Times readers for a good few years now - I'd really like to tell you about the fact that in order to celebrate my second novel - well ... my first comedy-drama novel is FREE to download as an E-book from Amazon - until midnight this Sunday 13 August.
After that - it turns into a pumpkin. Or you have to pay a couple of quid.
But both the books - the new one being 'Cuckoo in the Chocolate' and the freebie prequel 'Mind Games and Ministers' have received quite bit of kudos and are seeming to be high star rated barrel full of northern belly-chuckles. You can find out more for yourselves at the links below.
But hey - if you miss the deadline, don't get all narky. Because the second in my series - set in our very own God's land, with a bit of satanic Lancashire thrown in - will soon be reviewed by the Yorkshire Times Artsy-Fartsy folk.
More on that soon. In the meantime - do download the cheap as chips thingy...
THE FREE BOOK - Mind Games & Ministers: A Comedy Novel from Up North
THE NEW BOOK - 'Cuckoo in the Chocolate'
Give it Away Now. Even If You're Yorkshire. FREE BOOK OFFER!, 12th August 2017, 9:13 AM